nola-darling:

Wouldn’t be grape drink without the purple.

(via kiki-miserychic)

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likeadoll:

“Then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. They didn’t come out and say he’s a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. They called him The Count. Had a cape and everything. You’d even see him pimpin’: ‘Bitch, where is my money? You’ve been late four times, I’ve been counting! How many times must I smack you before you act right? One! Two! Two smacks!’” - Dave Chappelle on Sesame Street

likeadoll:

“I turn on Sesame Street and I go ‘Oh phew Sesame Street. This is much better because now he’ll learn how to count and spell.’ But now I’m watching it as an adult and I realize Sesame Street teaches kids other things. It teaches kids how to judge people and label people. That’s right. They got a character on there named Oscar. They treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face: ‘Oscar, you are so mean. Isn’t he kids?’ ‘Yeah Oscar! You’re a grouch!’ It’s like ‘BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN. I’m the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street. Nobody’s helping me.’ Then they wonder why kids grow up and step over homeless people: ‘Get it together, grouch. Get a job, Grouch.’” - Dave Chappelle

estoytimio:

I wrote this Song in 94 - Dave Chappelle as Tupac

Yall know this haha.

amyho:

Achoo: Hey, Blinkin.

Blinkin: Did you say Abe Lincoln?

Robin Hood: Men in Tights directed by Mel Brooks